Like most brides, Illustries' Emma spent ages searching for the perfect wedding night undies. They had to be white, luxurious, sexy but not too naughty (seeing as her mum was likely to get a view way before her new husband as she laced her into the corset!). Eventually, the perfect panties (great word) were sourced (made from hemp - surprisingly soft and satiny, with no trace of eau-de-student), tie-sided with beautiful big bows. Dreams of the perfect wedding night lay ahead...
Now you might think that we're being a little risqué posting about our own underwear. Perhaps this is a topic to be cherished by Mr Illustries#1 alone? Well, as Mr Illustries#1 never really saw said undies, we think there's no harm in sharing. Like every couple we have spoken to, our newlyweds tumbled into bed after the party and were quickly slumbering rahter than fumbling.
To be honest, every Illustries couple but one* sheepishly mentions that as their day drew to a close, they chose sleep over sex, so we just thought our A-Z should contain a hint of realism and maybe bring a little comfort to fellow snoozers, safe in the knowledge that most wedding nights involve more snoring than pawing!
*We're not saying which one, Illustries Couples - we're leaving you room to manoeuvre if your friends see this!
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